boy-ngo
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
i forget breaking bad is commonly seen as like a Boys show cause ive been on here for so long. When a man says he watches breaking bad it sounds like hes telling me he watches gossip girl
Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation
ok ok hang on you know those pictures where people’s fingers are connected to each other’s with fate string??? and you know those conspiracy theory / crime planning string boards???
inseparable. hopelessly entangled.
Coonkimg up some Lumch. 2 of you guys can have a Quesadiya. First Coem Firts Serve. One of them is for Me
pedophilia is alive and well and we are practically grooming female children to be victims. this is a problem worldwide, not just in china.
as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil
like maybe depression and anxiety are household names now but they do still kill people. like. theres a reason they fucking kill people.
The concept of social media refugees is so funny, like what was it like surviving your long and perilous journey between tabs
